- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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