- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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