- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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