Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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