What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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