- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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