- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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