i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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