- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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