A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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