- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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