- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

human centipede

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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