Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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