A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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salad days!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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