What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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