- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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