How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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