- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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