- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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