How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

race-car = rac-ecar

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Yellow People !!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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