- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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