Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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