- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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