You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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