what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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There's my tractor.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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