- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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