- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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