- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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