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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A jew enters a mall.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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