You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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lets bomb africa

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Skinny people fart less.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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no rasist joks

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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