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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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