why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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roses are red poo is poo

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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