- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call your mom? Mom

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Whats green? The color green.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.