Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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