why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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