- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house