- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

womans having rights.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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