A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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