Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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call me maybe.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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