What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Peas

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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You idiot.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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