- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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