- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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