- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

i found waldo.

Women's Rights

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone