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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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