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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is green and slow Grass.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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