What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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