Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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