Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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