- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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