Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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