- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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