Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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