What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

tea with milk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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