What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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