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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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