You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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