If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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