whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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