what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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