What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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I have cancer. And you're next.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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