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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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