What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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