- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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