knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

This is my favorite antijoke.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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