- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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