- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Whats worse than suicide? death

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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