What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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