- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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