Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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