- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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