What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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An anti-joke

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Anti Joke

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