Seriosly. too much sex again?

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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