Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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