A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's one plus one? two.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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