A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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