- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Democracy.

Why? Because.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What does? 42

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a blind man walks into a wall

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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