Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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