a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

will you like this joke my sources say no

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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