- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

your mum

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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