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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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