- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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