Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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