- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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