Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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A black person dies.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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