- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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