Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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