The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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