- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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