Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Rylan Clark

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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civil rights

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Matt is a Duster!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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