- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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