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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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