- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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knock knock Goodbye

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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