- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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