- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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