- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Flowers are colors Love me

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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