When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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