- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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