Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Women's Rights..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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