Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Japan

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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