- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what's white and sticky semen

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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