- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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