- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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