Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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