- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If life gives you lemonade.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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