This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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