a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Turkey Balls

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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