- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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