Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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