- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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