- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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