- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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