- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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