- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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