Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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