- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

knock knock come in !

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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