- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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