Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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