- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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