Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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call me maybe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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