A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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