- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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