How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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