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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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