Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Anti Joke

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