- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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