- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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