- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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