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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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