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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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