why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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