What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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