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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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