- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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