- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Women's Rights

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Your Mom The End.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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