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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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