- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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