Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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