- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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