- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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