- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

PENIS that is all

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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