why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Anti Joke

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