- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Communism hehe xd

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A guy walks into a bar

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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