- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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