- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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