- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

i'm hard

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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