- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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