Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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whats black? the colour

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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