A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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read this sentence again.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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