What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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