- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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