What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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