Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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