a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

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