What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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